Thursday, November 24, 2005

Top 5 Things to be thankful for

Besides dancing food....

1. Global warming keeps down our heating bills

2. George W. Bush is still alive - after all, if he wasn't - President Cheney!

3. The Maoists' ceasefire doesn't run out till December 3. Eight more shopping days!

4. Bird flu will almost certainly guarantee fewer turkeys are slaughtered today, because most of them were already culled prophylactically (in Asia anyway).

5. I may not have a camera, a job, a laptop, a phone or a place to live, but people still tune into this blog and read every day, so I must be doing something right.

And for that, I am sincerely thankful. (Okay, it's corny, but the cynical thing gets old sometimes.)

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