Tuesday, January 12, 2010

You must be in America when...

1. You have a table you can't set anything on, a floor that can't get dirty, a yard you can't sit in, and shoes you can't walk in.

2. You buy fake snow to spray on your windows, then complain when it actually snows a couple inches.

3. Even the yogurt is not vegetarian.

4. Your passport is useless, but your entire life hinges around your Driver's License.

5. People offer to "give you a ride to your car."

6. Small is Medium, Medium is Large, and Large is Jumbo.


...more to come....

4 comments:

fiberwoman15 said...

Very true!

Lekhni said...

A ride to your car? That's a new one :)

deb said...

a ride to your car - a southern US thing for sure (unless there is a blizzard up north)

Athena said...

Oh my! When you put it that way... lol... we are really something.