Things you take for granted over here

Kathmandu, Nepal

Bargaining and haggling for everything

Specifically asking for "English newspaper"

Having neighbors who look like stills from National Geographic

Dishonesty (about prices, availability, life stories, when the work will be finished, etc.) and corner-cutting

Wondering how you will pay the $65.00 rent

Channel-flipping from Nepali to Hindi to English to Tibetan within a few minutes' conversation

Monks with cell phones

Papayas, figs and pomegranates are not a luxury

A dozen Tibetan high lamas live within walking distance

Nobody has a license (for anything)

Never being cold

Being called "Didi" (big sister) in Nepal, "Chechi" or "Madama" in Kerala, "Akka" in Tamil Nadu, "Memsahib" in Calcutta, and either "Auntie" or "Madame" everywhere else

Prescription medicine without a prescription, or a doctor's visit

Prescription medicine that costs $50.00 in the US costing $2.00

Every commercial building has a full time watchman and doorman in uniform

Vegetarian food

Constantly carrying an umbrella (for sun most days, and rain during monsoon)

Sandals, 365 days a year

Routinely meeting people who've just returned from, or are headed, to places considered dangerous by most of the world (Afghanistan, Egypt, Jaffna/northern Sri Lanka, Burma, Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia, trekking in western Nepal, etc.)

No spring, no fall, no changing colours; just hot season, rainy season and dry season (winter)

English teachers: pathethic losers at home, prestigious over here!

Permanently "homeless" people *not* being removed by police or housing authorities

Handmade custom-tailored clothes available on most every corner (now, you just have to be able to communicate what you want!)

Ayurvedic and homeopathic medicine in every shop; aspirin is "English medicine"

Child labour (exception: Kerala)

Beggars with stump limbs and grotesque deformities

Every week is a different religious holiday for a different religion

Flowers grow all year round

Keeping a bottle of mineral water in the bathroom just to brush your teeth

Hershey's is an import; Cadbury is domestic

Hot water is a luxury

Being able to identify someone's religion or region by their headgear or dress

Buying everything, from underwear to a sweater to popcorn to a mirror, on the street

Goats, cows and packs of dogs on the sidewalk

Your washing machine and bathtub both are a plastic bucket

Instead of tossing your old sandals or broken umbrella, getting them repaired by the shy lower-caste guy on the corner

Doctor's visit: Three dollars (and worth every penny, ha ha)

Being treated like a rich person (ie, ability to stroll into five star lobbies and dawdle around without security being alerted) just by virtue of being a "foreigner"

BYOTP (bring your own toilet paper)

Taking a bus for ten cents, or a taxi across town for a dollar

Automatic VIP status for foreigners

Stores close for afternoon siesta

Stray dogs aren't rounded up and euthanized, but are alternately kicked, beaten, fed and played with

Saving water in a bucket in your bathroom; at least one day a week there is no water supply

Keeping a flashlight, candles and a lighter handy for power cuts

Everyone on your block knows your schedule and your entire life story

The temple down the road is "only" 300 years old

Internet cafes and public phones that work on nearly every corner

Waiting for "the boy" to bring something (towel, bucket, water, napkin, tea)

Goat and other carcasses, eyes still open, for sale on the road

Having conversations with persons of a dozen nationalities in one day (German, Japanese, Israeli, Dutch, Danish, Australian, Filipino, Indian, Italian, British, Brazilian, French, Korean, Swedish, Swiss, Nepali, Bhutanese) and being able to identify them by accent

Not having a phone in the house (residential landlines are rare)

Parking anywhere (with a motorbike or moped), usually for free (exception: Pune)

Waking up at 4am to the shattering cymbals and braying horns of Tibetan morning ritual music

Being nearly grazed by passing cars, motorcycles, cycle rickshaws and bicycles a dozen times a day

Every woman has a pierced nose, some more than one piercing

The Bunch of Keys (they are always old-fashioned, long handled keys and your house always has at least 3 different locks), also suitable for use as a weapon

Taking off your shoes before entering most rooms

Wearing sunblock every day, all day and still getting tanned

Tea is a staple

Wearing a face mask against air pollution

Couples holding hands now appear shocking

Seeing headlines like "500 teachers abducted; whereabouts unknown" or "Maoists slay 5 in Birgunj" on a daily basis

Seeing police with riot shields and barbed wire road blocks on every other corner

Cracked feet

Compulsively dark shops and restaurants (electricity is very expensive, and people try to conserve to the point of living in darkness)

101 Uses for coconut hair oil (makeup remover, body lotion, moisturizer) and Tiger Balm (congestion relief, headache cure, wakey-uppy)

Stepping over human and other excrement on the road; ability to identiy excrement (human from dog, and cow from horse from elephant) at a distance

Paying $1.00 for a latte is a splurge